Richard Lennox

SCENE INFORMATION: Your giant daddy thinks it's high time you learned how to shave. He's so condescending! Like you haven't been shaving for five years. He makes you hold the electric shaver and rake it across his face and neck. The stubble flies off his face as you hold the electric shaver, and he berates you the entire time because of your useless, tiny size. What are you supposed to do? Invent your own Grow Ray? He's the one who shrunk you in the first place! And how much hair does he think you grow now, anyway? You slide the electric razor across his neck, salt and pepper beard bits falling down and covering you. If only it was a straight-edge...