Richard Lennox
SCENE INFORMATION: You're a giant, doing your giant dishes, and you hear someone calling you from the cupboard. You open the door to find... the DILF on the Shelf! He's the tiny, older, mean dude who reports to Santa about all the chronic masturbators like yourself. He says you've been jerking too much and tells you to whip out your penis - then bursts out laughing. "Dude! I thought I was small!" This tiny human can't help himself from humiliating you and laughing at you, but it is Christmas, and he has a soft spot for losers like you. "Would you like a tiny, elfin footjob?"
