Johnny Mercy & Richard Lennox

SCENE INFORMATION: Johnny Mercy is enjoying a refreshing glass of water on his patio when a call comes in. The sinister voice on the other end says he knows what he did, and if Johnny doesn't follow his instructions, he'll be exposed to the world. Terrified, Johnny agrees to the blackmailer's demand. What does he want? Well, for starters, Johnny must yank his tighty whities up and give himself wedgies. Huh? OK... Go on and strip out of that jacket and shirt, Johnny. Give yourself more underwear wedgies. Johnny is so humiliated, he starts to cry. Now, roll around in the mud and wedgie yourself so hard that the polycotton starts to rip. Johnny is embarrassed beyond belief, but he's more scared of what will happen if he doesn't comply.