Frank Funsize & Richard Lennox

SCENE INFORMATION: Frank Funsize is on the phone with a friend when he hears his step-dad pull in the driveway. "Oh, boy. Here we go again." Richard Lennox blusters in, complaining about his job and stripping out of his suit, but Frank just reads his magazine and tries to ignore him. Step-dad is always on a rant when he gets home from his job, babbling on about the good old days, and it's best to just let him work it out and masturbate to work his stress out. He keeps asking his step-son rhetorical questions, but Frank doesn't interrupt. He just reads and glances over occasionally to see if his step-dad is ready to blow his load so he'll finally shut the fuck up.