Jeff Drizzle, Richard Lennox

SCENE INFORMATION: Jeff and Richard are home from the grocery store and Jeff won't stop lecturing the older man about his food choices. "How can you eat this?" he says, reading the ingredients list on a box, with all kinds of unpronounceable additives in it. "Do you even know what you're eating?" Richard is fed up with his sanctimonious rambling. He overpowers Jeff and swiftly pulls his pants down. "This is how we handled whiners like you in school!" Jeff is so embarrassed! "Oh, my gosh! This is so humiliating! You can't treat people like this!" But Richard is a red meat-eating, flag-saluting, true blue American, and there's no way he'll let some pussy-assed Birkenstock-wearing milktoast tell him what to put in his belly. He strips Jeff and spanks him, telling him he's going to drag his anemic ass down to the organic food market and humiliate him in the parking lot even more, in front of all his self superior friends. Jeff cries and pouts, embarrassed beyond belief, but what exactly is the pussy pacifist going to do about it?