Aiden Valentine, Richard Lennox

SCENE INFORMATION: Richard is excitedly watching "America's Got Voices" when he gets a knock on the door from church missionary Aiden. He lets the bible thumper in, but only to stop that disruptive knocking noise. Aiden babbles on about Babylon and such, but Richard tries to ignore him. That is, until Aiden blurts out blasphemy: "I never really cared for Tinisha." Richard is stunned. How. Dare. You. He makes Aiden atone for his sin with a harsh series of wedgies! How dare Aiden blaspheme Richard's favorite singer, Tinisha! Aiden must repent and right the wrong he has done. He squirms and squeals from Richard's harsh wedgie treatment, but can't escape. Richard is not afraid to mess with a missionary man. Sweat pours down Aiden's forehead as he cries like a Baptist at a funeral. Or wedding. Or dance. He's in Wedgie Hell.