Frank Funsize & Richard Lennox

SCENE INFORMATION: Richard Lennox drags his crying step-son, Frank Funsize, into the coach's office to demand an explanation. "WHY was my step-son kicked off the basketball team? He's a FINE boy!" When step-dad hears that Frank needs to be taller (he's 5 foot 3), he flies into a rage and uses a Shrinking App on his phone to shrink the coach down to tiny size. Now, Richard and Frank are giants, and surely the coach can see his way into letting Frank play on the team. NO?! Well something stinks in this locker room, Richard declares, so the coach shouldn't mind if the giants start farting on him. A lot. Loudly.