Richard Lennox

SCENE INFORMATION: Special Ops Captain John has his orders: Shrink himself to tiny size and infiltrate the home of adult video producer Richard Lennox under cover of darkness. Then, find his safe and steal all his money. If the administration can't stamp out porn legally, they'll just drive them bankrupt. The soldier creeps through the dark home, but can't seem to find anything incriminating. In fact, it just looks like a normal house. "Yeah... That's what they want you to think." Once in the office, an alarm sounds and he hears footsteps. "Retreat!" his commander yells in his earpiece. But it's too late. The giant perv has discovered him. Lennox plucks the tiny soldier up and places him in the jar, then places the jar under his ass and releases a noxious series of farts on the patriot. "This is against the Geneva Convention!"