Richard Lennox

SCENE INFORMATION: Your idiot giant step-dad has dragged you to his job to watch him sit at a desk all day doing meaningless work that even he doesn't understand. You'd rather watch paint peel. He sets you on the corner of his laptop so you can read along with his first ridiculous corporate-speak email of the day. You try to keep your eyes open for it. But there's something in the tone of his voice as he's reading it out loud, which you suspect he does even when no one is around. Is he... getting off on this? You turn around. OMG. He is. Literally. Is this what he does all day at work? Yeah. Probably.