DADDY GIANT - Richard Lennox

SCENE INFORMATION: You are SO bored being confined with your giant step-dad during all this Safer-At-Home stuff. He's just lying in bed reading a book - in his jockstrap and socks. (Typical for him.) You want to get out and get some fresh air! Exercise! But, as he points out, social distancing would be really hard as a one inch tall tiny person; someone would probably step on you, and that's way closer than the six feet rule. Since you're so tiny, he offers to let you climb on his ass for a little mini-workout. It is huge for you, after all. Like climbing mountains. You have to admit, it's not such a bad idea from an idiot step-dad, and you start hiking up his leg. When you get to the top off his enormous butt cheek, he decides to have a little fun with you and clench his ass muscles to make you bounce. This is kinda fun, after all. What else can you climb if he rolls over...?